Saturday, May 9, 2009

People Who Can Help Me Rule the World

There are some people who Just Get It. They understand everything from the most mundane inability of a conservative Xian to laugh at a Jesus Joke to the great Cosmic Wonder of It All as expressed by Douglas Adams.

These people understand how the world works, how it should work, and how to get from point A to point B.

And they usually have a great kick-ass sense of humor, too.

When I'm the Benevolent Overlord, these people will have a special place in my empire...

Peter Anspach is the original Evil Overlord aspirant. He's been thinking about this since 1994, and he's on the right track. Unfortunately, he's just a little too evil, and not ambitious enough to actually take over the world. That said, he'll make a great minion. I'll probably put him in charge of my Secret Thought Police ("If you can't think, we'll be coming for you!").

Besides, Evil Overlords may have the best super secret volcano lairs, but Benevolent Overlords get the job done.

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