Friday, May 8, 2009

my golf courses will have real hazards

Golf courses are a complete waste of resources, especially in the West where water is increasingly scarce. Golf as a sport is too passive, too relaxing. Even Tiger Woods can't make golf exciting.

Golf needs needs some excitement. Definitely some danger.

A few shallow pools of water, or a little bit of sand just aren't really hazards.

Golf courses just aren't doing anything to improve our species, and it's time to change that.

After I take over, all my golf courses will have real hazards. I think this would really liven things up, don't you?

They call them bunkers, why don't they have machine guns in them?

I'm thinking something a little more intense. I think I'll start with alligators. After that, how about a few of the most dangerous animal in Africa ? Maybe some mine fields?


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