Saturday, January 30, 2010

Fashion Police

I first saw the term "fashion police" back in the 80's. I think it was Saturday Night Live (it used to be funny), that had a skit featuring armed fashion police, on a mission.

I see things like this and I'm convince that Something Must Be Done. I mean, I'm not the only one who is beginning to think that "Fashion" has just gone too far.

Even men are becoming fashion victims. Don't even get me started on American Apparel. Or Levi's latest stupid ad series.

But don't worry. After I take over, all this will end. Everyone will remain free to wear whatever they like (or nothing), but I'll be putting some so-called designers on notice. Cut the crap, give us some classic fashion. Even men can get in on the action. There's just no excuse for sloppy, ugly, misogynistic crap.

I'll be watching you. And so will my fashion police.

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